Seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
Waiter Rant (via secretchris)

kkomi:

Team Rocket never gave a shit what kind of clothes they were wearing

Sometimes Jessie dressed like a man

Sometimes James dressed like a woman

Sometimes they were both dressed like men

Or both women

And they were never judged by their appearance

Why can’t we all be like them

I hated them both tbh


champagnepvpi:

champagnepvpi:

oh

anchorman 2 ting

Whatttttt lmfaooo

I hate my friends

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry